hayhayhay. i was so beat yesterday that i forgot to post Tuesday Tweets! now that i'm actually on twitter, i keep finding people saying the most hilarious stuff... twitter's a little dry on the humor flow today, so i'll hit it next week - but these three were funny.
"kanye west is planning to interrupt patrick swayze's funeral
to say that michael jackson's was better."
"i think jay-z and kanye are butt buddies.
beyonce is just the side chick."
"tweetflash: boy kidnaps himself to hide bad report card (http://bit.ly/10f49S),
which basically proved that he was stupid."
so yesterday night was yet another open mic night @ Marathon Bar (40th & Walnut Streets).
honestly, every week it gets better and better. More Kale, Curly Castro, John F., Mr. McQn... i didn't know what to do with myself. and this one young lady seriously tore it down - i believe her name is Suzann Christine. she has the most beautiful voice - i gotta get some video on her! she ended up winning the opening spot for Sela on September 26th at the end of the night. i can't wait to see who's up next week...
so i was having trouble deciding on this week's Wednesday Treat, what with "A Night with AKiLLES & the OddiCY" coming up in three days.
you just can't find stuff like this anywhere, folks.
i'm excited for it, not only because it's going to be [undoubtedly] the hottest philly show of september (did i mention that DJ Phsh is going to be spinning that night?), but because one of my brothers - AND - my wifey are going to come all the way to philly for it.
that, and i'm going to be rocking the hottest dress. i'm so fyah. ;-D
this time's going to be pretty sweet, because anyone who came to the most recent brooklyn show gets in fo' free. and i'm looking forward to all that food that'll be flowing until midnight. don't be surprised if you show up and find yours tru-Lily stuffing her glamourous face with lil' foodies. ooh-wee.
as much as i find this a Wednesday Treat in preparation for Saturday, i feel like i should give ya'll a lil' sumthin-sumthin, so i'll kick it over to the funny side and throw a couple links your way. here's what i'm checking out in between classes (and sometimes during):
- If Lottery Tickets Told the Truth
- The 5 Most Horrific Ways People Have Tried to Discourage Sex
- Hey, That Looks Good - How You Make That? Can I Have a Piece?
- Peter Griffin + Ecstasy
love me, for i am generous and sweet. :-D
alright, kids. time for me to go act like a quasi-responsible adult. lovelovelove!