got some real sweet ones for you today...
this week's tuesday tweets:
ash in the gym = focused. it really doesn't, but hey... why lotion up to get stanky?
i haven't purchased a De La album since Stakes is High. and whenever they come out with a new CD, i buy Stakes is High again.
taraji p. henson in 'baby boy' is the only hood rat i will ever love... i hope and pray...
why is it that whenever i fart outside, the wind suddenly stops blowing? #alienatingbuttrue
telling me you'd do something for me isn't the best way to get me to do something. of course you'd do it for me. i'm awesome. you, however...
[after leaving two very expensive suits and three equally high-priced ties in a cab]
i swear to god, if i see an overdressed cabbie, i'm beatin his ass CIA-style.
sigh... i would perform lewd acts and sell my roberto cavalli pumps for counterspace in my kitchen.
all i see is a 4yr old with a elmo balloon and a homeless man with a harmonica. if this is my welcome home parade i'll take it
someone at p.y.t. just said "i've got more moves than jesus!" word.
just met a 6 year old girl named 'confidence'... bold move, parents.
"i'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
#tpainbetter stop playin for jay-z buys every autotune machine in the world & end his career...
make sure you click the username to go to the person's twitter! if you're looking for mine, i'm atlilydelph. if i hit you with a "follow" - your tweets might end up here!
so tonight i'll be celebrating acquiring two new students :-D at the open mic @ 40th&walnut upstairs. last week was pretty big, lots of talent, and tactylics came through from new york city to see what i was up to :) so i'm hoping this tuesday will be even bigger. we shall see...
